"You took two dicks at the same time?!!!!!"
(via westbor0baptistchurch)@8 hours ago with 40593 notes
|starbucks cashier:||how can i help you|
|me:||i summon hazelnut latte in attack position. i activate the magic card "size grande" and apply it to my coffee. hazelnut latte allows me to special summon a cheese danish from the dessert section and set it in defense position. i set credit card face down and end my turn.|
finding out he’s straight
(via westbor0baptistchurch)@8 hours ago with 3790 notes
tumblr girls be like ” i want a skinny boy with pale skin, i want him to have bruises, sleepy eyes and dirt under his nails . i want him to have a lazy eye and literally one strand of hair, his natural scent is french fry grease and cigarettes UNF!!!”
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